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Hello and welcome to the TC Show No, we are not talking about Railway TC's here

This is 'TC', Tele-Shopping Channel I would like to show an AV to our heavy audience And don't mistake him for anyone ordinary he's quite a heavy personality Our very own Mumbai boy Akhil Lokhande I was quite disturbed

I always wanted to excel in every field But these days I'm living my life in 4 XL, 5 XL, 6 XL sizes I always wanted to do work equal of six people Now when I enter any lift I realize I am equivalent to six people I always thought life could never tread on a single wheel

When there is a will, there is no way I always thought how will I pacify my kid I'm really disturbed Friends, this depressing AV was shot two months ago Well, let's welcome

Farhad, Sajid, is the stage firm? Yes, absolutely Please welcome Akhil Lokhande Akhil Lokhande Wow! You showed up alone

I don't see the rest of Akhil Lokhande's anywhere Sir, now no more "I'm disturbed" But I am surprised How did this happen? Hold on JC! Jastap Capsules! A unique invention made of Ayurvedic herbs

A bottle of JC and you're all set JC means

– Jagtap Capsules Come on Turn this Laurel into Hardy

– Yes, sir And he should look like Akhil Lokhande Sir – Stick it properly

You're not concentrating – Sir The deal was 4000, this is just 2500 So, you did not put on any weight for it either Keep this, a bottle of JC

Go and build 16 abs World record Be happy You've got your head in the air I will kill you

Why? Are you a villain? Villain? Don't create a scene here – Why, are you a jester? Jester Don't test me, my hands are not tied – Why? Are you a widow? Widow? Why you Phone's ringing Hold him Hello Yes, I am coming I said I am coming

If I wasn't in such a hurry I would've exacted my money Get lost – It's important, or I wouldn't have spared you He pretends as if the entire world dances to his tune One more

Five, six, seven, eight Stop it Stop it Stop the rehearsals

Music cut Music cut Remove all the male dancers keep the female dancers Boys, pack-up Girls, come in the front

What do you mean by "Girls come in the front" Remo sir? You think you can throw us out whenever you like? I know, I'll break your teeth? Why, are you a dentist? Dentist? I'll crush you – Why, are you tobacco? Tobacco? I'll will gut you – Why, are you Hajmola? Hajmola, why you Let go

Let me go Hold him Hello? Coming Let me go – If I did not have to leave urgently

I would've exacted my money

Understand Get lost It's important or I wouldn't have spared you Let go Let go

Important? He pretends as if he'll build a big empire Lord So Borivali team has set a target

of 120 runs for Dombivali's team

And Dombivali team's opening batsman has arrived on the crease One Two Howzat! What? Where did you get him from? It touched my bat

He'll even give a cripple LBW out Now go – Sir, it hit the bat Be quiet, or I'll give you out as well Howzat! Howzat! Howzat! Howzat! Howzat! Here's your money

Akhil, you really stirred up things today Really! What can I do? I have to get to my other job But this is not done Your days of raising fingers are over, boy

Now I will lift my hand – Why? Are you a beggar? I will send you back on a stretcher? Why? Are you a compounder? I am going to malign you Why? Are you a rag-picker? – Rag Let's take care of him! Now say

Come on Here Keep one note Hey – Hey! Don't hit – Let's go Now get to your other job Other work

Feels like you've been married to your work, not me Each day I would kindle my desires on the threshold of hopes And todays 'Karvachauth' The biggest day in your wife's life Most important

And you came late even today Why? You made me your wife So why did you do this with me? Why? Parvati, actually work is just an excuse There's someone else in my life

Kavyanjali Dear, please try to – Enough! Enough! Enough! "Virtuous bonds", Made for Each Other " all these are just too good to be true But the truth is

I am just your discard All I wanted was a smile of joy in my own beautiful world of dreams But you've proved

our union is no longerjustified

Cut it Very good shot Bunch of freeloaders Hi Our date was fixed before my shoot

And I am sorry What are you doing? Well, I feel like taking you to an expensive place today Where? Petrol Station Because there's nothing more expensive than that Uncle, ball

Thank you You know, my life's like this football Whoever comes, kicks me and gets ahead You'll achieve your goal through these kicks, Akhil And I know what your goal is

To help your father get better Poor guy's been in the hospital for a year You work day and night to cover his expenses But just watch Someday he'll be absolutely fine

Really? I swear Thanks Hey Forget it Thief Are you hitting on me? Do I look like a ruler to hit on you

Will you stick to me? – Do I look like Fevicol to stick to you? Kiss me? – Am I Emraan Hashmi to kiss you? "Someone dwells in me all day" "My days and nights are lost in her" "Someone feels so close" "As if my heart beats in him" "There's no cure to

what I've been struck with" "Someone touched my heart" "Whose sights do I owe it to?" "If anyone asks, I'll say it's you

" "If anyone asks, I'll say it's you" "I'll tell everyone that it's your effect" "If anyone asks, I'll say it's you" "If anyone asks, I'll say it's you" "Someone knocks on my heart

" "comes in and stays there" "What's this sin that has no atone?" "Someone touched my heart" "Whose prayers do I owe it to?" "If anyone asks, I'll say it's you

" "If anyone asks, I'll say it's you" "Wrapped in satin clothes" "Filled with abundant of colors" "What's this gift I've been bestowed with?" "Don't let it slip through your lips" "Don't let it slip through your lips

" "My patience's melting for you" "If anyone asks, I'll say it's you" "If anyone asks, I'll say it's you" So what do you want to say? Have you planned for a candle light Dinner? Papa's trying to save electricity Quiet For your kind information

I like my conversation in the isolation of darkness Miser! What happened? There's no arm-rest on this side You get only half the sofa in half the amount Hey! What are you doing? Papa, let me switch on one light Sir, I'm here to ask for your daughter's hand for marriage

And do you have irritation or objection with the rest of her body? Meaning? I mean your relation with my daughter is out of question Cancellation, rejection! Why, sir? What lacks in me? You've something even the rich can't have – What? Poverty You're poor – Sir, your

You're a hapless There's no strength in this relationship Papa! Your daughter's necessities are few that's why this relationship is the best What do I want? Three cotton clothes, two pieces of bread

and a single courtyard

I don't want a palace of sorrows just a hut filled with joy Get lost Stop reciting your TV serial dialogues Hey What's your name? Yeah Akhil Lokhande Lokhande! Listen carefully I want a husband for my daughter who's wealthy, and not the person who wants sympathy

Wealthy Now do you understand? Come back when you're rich Out! What if I don't go? I'll kick you? – Why, are you a donkey? I'll break your milk-teeth? – Why, are you the milkman? I'll bash you so hard – Why, are you a maid? He's so audacious Fine, if you like being such a loud-mouth

then

swear on this fire You won't decide to marry my daughter

"Until you become a millionaire Come on, swear Akhil – Don't say anything I swear First millionaire, then Sakshi's husband Papa's trying to trap you You are trapped

Laugh all you want, sir But listen to my mathematics carefully I am going to multiply money and soon it will subtract the smile on your face Your mind will get divided and your daughter will get added in my life Are you a mathematics teacher? Addition

Papa, electricity's back I am ruined Who's going to pay the bill? I am ruined I am ruined

I will kill you Who will pay my bills? 0 Bollywood who do I pray to

so that business is never slow

and my shop makes me popular

Jugnu, give me 'Honeymoon Dvd Son, first take 'Dosti', then 'Mohabbatein' Then 'Shaadi No

1' and then 'Honeymoon' And then That's 400 for 4 CDs Get out

What do you want? – 'Darr' Only 'Darr' – Yes Take Jeet as well – Why? Because beyond 'Darr' there's 'Jeet' (Victory)

Show off Akhil Akhil My friend, where are you going in such a hurry? On my way to the hospital

And after that to work I must admit, buddy Hold on Look, this is 'Baghbaan' Four sons couldn't look after their only father

And you alone do four jobs a day for your father That's not a big thing I'm sweating for my own blood That's called love You've always fulfilled every desire of your father

I'll come with you to the hospital now And how would uncle be living in the hospital all these days? "Don't try to stop me" "Don't object if I follow you" "Don't try to stop me" "Don't object if I follow you

" "I've a right on you You're my delight" "Don't be shocked if I obstruct your way" "You're right beside me I'm right next to you

" Akhil? Oh, God I am exhausted Don't you have chest-pain anymore? What chest-pain? It's just another excuse to spend another year in this luxurious hospital And to get acquainted to nurses like you But is it a good thing to squander your son's money? It's bad It's very bad But he's not my son He's my ticket to comfort and luxury

He's my walking ATM counter for me Who's this? Where are you going? Son, you've arrived Am I a fax, to arrive? Look, you're turning red Am I a traffic light to turn red? Look, son, you're over-doing it Am I a bowler to do an over? I treated you like God

Tell me who my father is I've no clue But 30 years ago I met your mother during a rail journey You were just a 3-4 years old kid You were playing in your mother's arms

And during our conversation your mother narrated her sad story to me How your father made your mother pregnant but not his wife, because there was another mistress in his life When your mother heard this she left your conniving father and was returning in that train But just then the train met with accident

And your mother passed away But you survived It's the grace of God, Akhil You survived If I hadn't survived that day, would I be

I've yet to get to the point The interesting part comes now The Rail Minister arrived at the accident spot And he announced that

any family with even on deceased member

will get 1 lakh as compensation

Sol picked up his trunk, and him and pretended as he was my son and Beat him – I am dead! Beat him – Oh, God! More

Old man You really gave him a sound beating Very good Old man

As you sow so shall you reap I can't believe this

Your bachelor father's shown us such a dirty picture The question is Akhil, what is your existence Because this is reality Real life This isn't 'Golmaal' where you'll find an old trunk

in the house like Ajay Devgan did

Well, let's imagine that you do find a trunk You do But it's not necessary that you'll open it up and just like in Manisha's film 'Love Letter' it would have your mother's love letters and you'll find those too Well, we're filmy people Let's take some liberty

Let's assume that you found the love letters as well It's not necessary that you'll also find a locket like Jeetendra did in this film 'Locket' Since I took Jeetendra's name, let's take some more liberty Even if you find the locket You won't find your parent's photo in the locket

Even if you find your father's picture your father won't turn out to be a millionaire Pannalal Johri Yes, Pannalal Johri Bangkok's diamond king He can't be your father

My father's Pannalal Johri What? – Yes What? – Yes Akhil, you're a millionaire Jugnu

I am a millionaire – Yes Jugnu I am a millionaire What did I just press? – What's this? Bangkok's diamond merchant

multi-millionaire Pannalal Johri passed away today

Pannalal Johri was a noted personality in Bangkok Akhil Your father was not even born yet and he Died You're so unlucky You're doomed

Akhil Akhil I'll get water for you I hope my friend doesnt die Akhil

Akhil, the shock's made you mad Jugnu, it's not the shock, I am mad with joy You heard the bad news, not the complete news Listen Listen

So what about his property worth 3000 crores Because he has no heir, or wife and kids If any of his relative turns up then he'll be the owner of 3000 crores overnight Now you drink the water Some more

Jugnu, my father's dead and I am not happy about it In fact, I am very happy- Why? Because he betrayed my mother That's why Lord took away my father and served me justice He gave me all these evidence so that I can prove to the world that I am Pannalal Johri's son Jugnu, now this Slumdog's a millionaire

'Johnny Johnny – Yes " "Are you drinking? – No" "Open your mouth

– Aww" "Telling lies – No" 'Johnny Johnny – Yes " "Have you been drinking? – No" "Open your mouth – No" "Telling lies

– No" "No, no, no" "I've not been drinking" "I've been forced to drink" "it's all okay

" "I'm having fun" "In the bar, in the car" "She's got thousands of problems" "She keeps drinking all the while and says

" "This is my first" "In the bar, in the car" "He sways like he's drunk" "He keeps drinking all the while and says

" "I'll stop drinking at dawn" "Never listens to anyone" "Bad habits all the while" "On every bottle he says

" "This is the last one for the day" "Never listens to anyone" "Bad habits all the while" "On every bottle she says

" "This is the last one for the day" "Johnny Johnny" "Chug it Chug it" "Johnny Johnny

" "This is the last one for today" "Johnny Johnny" "This is the last one for today" "Johnny Johnny" "Chug it Chug it

" "This is the last one for today" "Johnny Johnny" "Yes" "Do you see two? – No" "Open your eyes

– Awww" "Telling lies – No

" "Either birthday or wedding" "Either full or half" "My buddies ganged up on me" "Either happiness or tension" "Every day it's a new reason

" "All you want is attention" "No, no, no" "I've not been drinking" "I've been forced to drink" "I'm full now!" "No more partying from tomorrow

" "In the bar, in the car" "She's got thousands of problems" "She keeps drinking all the while and says " "This is my first

" "In the bar, in the car" "He sways like he's drunk" "She keeps drinking all the while and says " "I'll stop drinking at dawn

" "Never listens to anyone" "Bad habits all the while" "On every bottle he says " "This is the last one for the day

" "Johnny Johnny" "Chug it Chug it" "Johnny Johnny" "This is the last one for today" Wow, Akhil

From "I am really troubled" to "I am really rich" Crazy b0)! – He's trying to stop the king from entering his own palace Papa Papa, it's your son This is terrible I've been orphaned again What's this guy blabbering about? Please You look like an Indian – I am Habibullah Sheikh

Pannalal's right-hand His lawyer Mister, how did this happen? The diamond from Johri sir's ring fell in his potato wedges And he swallowed the diamond instead And

he died in 2 minutes He's not a noodles to die instantly Address him with respect

Do you know who he was? He was my father He's my papa My dad Now give me the money Hanky

What did you hear? Money Corrupt mind! Papa, you can't speak properly This man can't hear properly Life without you is no fun Because I've turned into an orphan

Your memories are still in this bungalow, isn't it? So now I will live in this bungalow with your memories The car you took to the office, that huge car

now I'll drive to the office in it

I'll find your company while handling your company papa What is it? I would like to talk to you on an important issue What? – Talk Talk? Akhil, I don't need to investigate I mean question you What? Why can't you be Pannalal Johri's son? Have some tea Every year, when India can produce children equivalent to population of Australia then why can't Pannalal sir produce you? Is that logic enough for you? – Yes He's from Bangkok, I'm from Borivali Is that okay? I've another logic for that

– Go ahead If India's Sania Mirza, Pakistan's Shoaib Malik can be husband and wife Then why can't Bangkok's Pannalal Johri and Hold on

Have you studied LAW? Yes? No, because this concerns 3000 crores, Lulla sir Hey! That's Habibullah

Look, my father's given me this name with great love and affection So please – I mean, you're a lawyer Won't you ask for any evidence? Like these

love-letters written by my father This locket Family album

But these days any fraud can forge all this with the help of computer graphics So here's my blood This will prove that I am his blood DNA 'Daddy's Najayaz Aulad' (Daddy's illegitimate son) These things aren't needed, son

I recognized you at first sight Your mother's name was Shanti Devi, right? Yes Sometimes, my boss would feel embarrassed and mention about her to me Fine So tell me, Habibullah sir, when can I take over

You can't take over because someone's already over-taken you What do you mean? Pannalal made a Will before he died And he transferred his entire property to someone else Who is it? Does he have another illegitimate son? Any son? More than a son? This is a conspiracy A big game-plan

Hold on Did he show you any proof? Letter locket

father's picture Did the DNA matched? Then damn it How can he be my father's heir? How dare he try to assert his right on my property? No! I won't let this happen

Who's that rascal? Where's that rascal? Rascal! Pannalal Johri's was cremated only a while ago and you've already usurped his seat It's about 3000 crores Everyone's conscience is for sale But I am the real heir of Pannalal Johri, not you All this belongs to me

This property is only mine Did you hear? Turn the chair around Look at me Look into my eyes Turn the chair around! He's Pannalal Johri's heir

His sweet, adorable and only and more than a son But he's a dog For God's sake, don't call him a dog – Why? Because his name's Entertainment

Why Entertainment? Why? Why not? If pigeons can be called 'Masakali' Horse can be called 'Badal' (Cloud) If Mahila Jaywardhane can be a male's name Then why can't his name be Entertainment? Look, Akhil Pannalal Johri was really sad

after your mother's accident

He started repenting He was living like a live monument For years he attempted to find you two in many continents But then he got disappointed and after getting disconnected from everyone tried to kill himself on his pavement That's when he

he saved his life Hello, sir Since then he dwelled in the basement of his heart

He became the 'Pepsodent of his brush' The peppermint in his life The instrument of his music And his name – I know Became Entertainment Now tell me if Pannalal hadn't given his property to Entertainment, then who else would he give it to My millionaire father gave his property to a dog To a dog! I am ruined My father made my life worse than a dog I am ruined

I am poor again Hello – Akhil, this is Jugnu speaking Shocked to hear my voice, aren't you? I am in Bangkok Jugnu

A Slumdog DID became the billionaire What do you mean? What are you saying? Your buddy's been orphaned again – No I am ruined – No

I've lost the 3000 crores – No, this is not possible Akhil Hello, Akhil I really can't believe this again

A dog's name 'Entertainment' The dog's name is shocking for you But he usurped my 3000 crore that isn't shocking for you Sorry That dog

By the way, is he a male or a female? I've an idea Take a stone and hurl it at him If HE runs, he is male Or if SHE runs, she is female Whether he's a male or a female, but he stole my bone

Sorry, 50 "")! – I can understand what I am asking you Look, Akhil Don't be sad You please divert your mind from this dog Forget the dog

Look, I'm sure you haven't eaten anything since yesterday Eat something Will you Would you like a Hot Dog? Don't beat me like a dog

Save me kids Jugnu What now? I'll go crazy if I stay here Come on, let's go back to India Are you crazy, Akhil? You want to go back to India

How will you face Saakshi? Akhil, you are going to let a dog live your life and live like a dog yourself Akhil, you're the hero of this story And that dog's the villain And the hero always kills the villain Take the history of Bollywood for example

Gabbar, Shaakal, Mogambo They all died a dog's death And he's already a dog Easy job! He has to die, and like a dog Do anything you want

Shoot him, stab him, slam him on the ground – No! But kill him – No! No! I can't kill anyone Not just anyone but the one who's taken your wealth

The one who has ruined your destiny The one who has brought you on the street Akhil, I say for your right, you have to kill the dog Akhil, you have to kill the dog Akhil, for the sake of your right, just kill the dog

You should kill the dog Kill the dog Kill that dog Kill the dog Akshay Kumar You mutt I'll kill you Entertainment, it's time for your exercise Come Climb on All the mills in the world have closed down

There's just one working mill, that's the Treadmill Please climb up Climb up This is not a local train that he'll climb up Hello, Akhil – Hello

Hello Bone from underpants I'll help you Wonderful You were really amazing

So please make me Entertainment's caretaker I see He served papa till his last breath – Yes And in return, I'll serve him till his last

Please Please Please, sir Please don't say, Zardullah – Hey

That's Habibullah! Are you crazy? Habibullah! Habibullah! Sorry Fine From now on you will always look after him – Yes Habibullah! – Yes

Habibullah! Let the war begin When the dog comes and holds this, he will he'll get electrocuted and he'll die Come on Come on, everything's in place – Come on

Switch it on The dog's coming Hurry up Hurry up Let's get out of here

He's here The dog did not get electrocuted? Check it – I did fix it properly Akhil! Save me Save me

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! How much more are you going to beat me? Are you fine? I am okay How's he going to die? Help! Help! Jugnu, save me I'll save you Akhil, my friend Stop it

Stop it Stop hitting me You dog! "Traitor, your heart is a traitor" For you, it doesn't listen to me " "Let's see who wins, heart or me

" "Heart has become mischeivous" "I've been habituated to you" "World say, this is a bad habit" "I've been habituated to you" "World say, this is a bad habit

" He's addicted too He's gone Either he'll be lost in the jungle Or he'll be some wild animal's toast Let's watch it live

– Forget it Come on – Forget it, let him die Come on It'll be fun

Careful Akhil, it's really high Careful Careful – Careful Akhil if we fall from here, we'll get broken into pieces Akhil

Stop Stop! Akhil Where did my Akhil go? Get rid of this problem from the root Why did you hit me? We'll first make him smell the chloroform and then tie him up Or tie him up first and then dope him with chloroform? Is he gone? He's done for, Tie him up

He'll fall now 3000 crores is now all ours Pick him up Jugnu, let's leave him on the terrace Once he falls down, there's no surviving

Oh no No! I won't spare you Oh no

Akhil -Jugnu! The dog is hungry Pour it

Pour the entire thing He's dead for sure today Come on – Let's go He's dead for sure today

Drink it sir Entertainment Drink it Entertainment Entertainment

I am so hungry I've to get to the court as well I am getting late Zehreela (poisoned) – Hey! That's Habibullah! No

No Look, you should never interfere His heart is not beating Do something

We'll be hanged for it Do something What do I do? Yes Get up – Here, Akhil

Wake him up Bravo Save him somehow This is an iron Close the door

Close the door Rascal, you handed me irons Water! Give me water! My chest is burning That mutt Entertainment has made our life hell Pannalal you scoundrel

Who gave you the idea to raise a dog? Give that here – You rascals Who are those two with him? – Open the door They look like villains Look

He looks like the villain from Dabbang 1 and he is from Dabbang 2 Isn't it? But how are they connected with this family? Hey what are you doing? Get up

Very good, brother Karan Come on, Arjun – Yes My Lace is open Brother, give me a minute

I told you, Arjun, I don't want any goof up You did But mother always said if your shoe-laces are open, don't run Don't be so mad, brother I am your own blood

– Yes But because of your actions I feel like murdering you You're a criminal mind, after all it's bound to have such thoughts You'll really go far, Arjun Wherever you go, people will say "Keep moving"

You won't be able to sell yourself if you want to I'm sure you were born after 1000 dogs died But you're still alive You mean l am a dog? Are you asking or telling, brother Karan? Arjun Mother was right you don't love me After all, I'm your step-brother "When has the sun been away from the sky

" "when has the moon been away from the rays" "When has aroma been away from breeze

when has spring being away from the garden " "This is the bond of love

" "lts confluence of many centuries" "This is the bond of love" "lts confluence of many centuries" I love you a lot You see, were supposed to be released in 2 days

But since it was your birthday I planned this escape You won't find a brother like me I can give it in writing And if there is, then You eat What happened, brother? Why did your eyes widen? Pannalal Johri is dead This means, brother the one we've been trying to kill all these years, is finally dead The old man

Every time we tried to kill him his pet dog would interfere and save him Brother, now we're the heir to his 3000 crore because we're his first cousins? Second! But what's important is we're his only relatives Then we should prepare to get out of here, brother Karan Arjun, stop being so brazen

We'll be released in 2 days And next day we'll enter the Johri Mansion Wow, Akhil I'll have to mention that it's a fabulous mansion So awesome

It's an exquisite place I bet you spent quite a lot on it There's an antique fan as well Is this male or female? Male or female? I mean is it Bajaj or Usha? By the way the owner of this house has gone to his favorite place Snow white Arena which is 3 hours away from here Because that's the only place where it snow falls I see By the way, what would you like to have? I will drink

That too neat You should've added water No This is my daughter's in-laws home Water is forbidden for me here I would like to get my daughter

married to the heir of this house

The heir of this house? Yes With your daughter? – Yes He's Enter Yes, he has already entered

in her heart Curses! He's – Exactly, they are crazy about each other Say something She keeps barking in the serials She barks? – Yes Do something

Ready? Now see Action Uncle I swear on God we're two bodies, one soul – Wonderful

He's my mornings and my dawn – Very good His feet is where my pilgrimages lie – Wonderful He has four legs as well But how is this possible? You barked Not me, maybe it came from there

See they're eyeing each other like Romeo-Juliet Uncle, this is the effect of love at first sight You mean it's about love at first bite

Fine, it's done Okay Come on Pay respects to your future father-in-law Come on

Pay respects to your future father-in-law Come, son-in-law Why are you standing there? Come on What's this? What's Not what, what What's this? He's your son-in-law

Son My– The heir to 3000 crore Pannalal Johri's heir, Entertainment

You mean Pannalal Johri gave 3000 crore to this dog and died Yes

Papa Papa, please listen – Uncle, please listen Please, listen

Give me one more chance I'll keep your daughter happy Just one chance I'll be rich I promise you

Please listen to me My fate will change Your fate will never change Papa, please – Get in

You'll always be poor What's the point of being Pannalal Johri's son? You turned out to be a disappointment And that dog Entertainment turned out to be the real heir to the wealth Dog? Uncle, listen to me Akhil Lokhande, forget Saakshi forever

"I want to ask God what has he done" "Why did he take back the gift he had bestowed me upon?" The heir to 3000 crore a dog

Stop the car! What happened? Dean " do you admit that, post marriage every man becomes a dog I suggest that

you marry the dog Papa! That rascal Pannalal gave all his wealth to that dog But that dog separated me from Saakshi forever, Jugnu That's why, Akhil we'll have to think of a full-proof plan to kill the dog What's to think? Let's shoot him We won't get the wealth if we kill the dog It will go to that son of his

So what do we do? Expiry date How long do dogs live? Maximum 12-13 years That Entertainment will conk out in few years For now we've just one target Akhil

And we'll have to find a special place to take care of him And that special place is Snow White Arena

I will kill that dog in his favorite place Akhil, you're done for Entertainment, you're done for! I see So tomorrow he's going to kill the dog And we wolves

will kill him

One arrow we kill two sparrows But, brother, why will we kill sparrows? Go

fetch! Yes Die you rascal! Akhil! Entertainment! Entertainment! Entertainment! – Akhil Akhil, what are you doing? Have you gone crazy? We got what we wanted

He's dead He saved my life Entertainment! Entertainment! Entertainment! Entertainment! Entertainment! Akhil Today an animal taught me a lesson on humanity

Akhil Akhil Today an animal taught me a lesson on humanity "What is loyalty and what is trust " Entertainment! "L have learnt it from you

" "What is heart and what is love " "l have learnt it from you

" "I have learnt it from you" "I have learnt it from you" I must admit, he's two-in-one He was Royal But the dog's loyal as well

Dog? No Entertainment Entertainment Earlier, when we tried to bump-off Pannalal the dog interfered And even this time, he interfered in our plans We'll have to do something, Arjun

Or that dog will always taint our face By the way, brother, your face looks tainted Johri sir Mr

Johri Father I forgive you for whatever you did with your this son And for whatever I did with your son

I apologies for it

I must admit You turned out to be a true diamond merchant You're a good assessor Entertainment! Only a real assessor can recognize a true gem Pannalal Johri

Your son deserves all this Not this son See you, father Entertainment do you know why the truth hurts

Because truth has a point And that point is that you're right and I am wrong Sorry for trying to kill you Thank you for showing me the way Goodbye

And yes if anyone calls me a dog I'll consider it an honor Sanjay Leela Bhansali – What? The names of my three lawyers Mr

Sanjay Ms Leela and Mr Bhansali Poor dears have been doing rounds of the court for us

Court? – Yes Films succeed because of three things And these days our case is also thriving on three things Entertainment! Entertainment! What? – Well, you're forgetting that many years ago, Pannalal Johri had started a Private Ltd Company called The Entertainment Company You're right

But for his dear Entertainment But, Pannalal Johri made his second cousins, which is us the major shareholders But what did you do under the pretext of that relation <i> Forge "! – </i> Pannalal Johri caught you two red-handed and also fired you two I see

Arjun, we did not receive any termination order Not at all What do you want to prove? Just that we're still the current owners of that Entertainment Company And according to Mr Pannalal Johri's Will

By the way, why am I talking to you? Ms Leela, I'm sure you've a copy of that will Please read it out

I, Pannalal Johri, in my right state of mind bequeath my entire property and bank balance to Entertainment Yes! Entertainment Company belongs to us and this property's in the name of Entertainment So, the heir to 3000 crore is not this dog, but it's the owners of the company called Entertainment! Entertainment! But in Will, does not mention company instead it's loyal dog But your Honor, there's no mention of the word 'Dog' in the will The reason is that he never considered him a dog

Court does not believe in emotions it believes n facts, Mr Dracula That's Habibullah! And listen If there's no 'Dog' mentioned in the Will then there's no 'Company' mentioned either Very smart

And now Not you In the company of our lawyers, the court will decide and also prove who's the rascal and who's a mangy cur After all the views

Court is passing the judgment in the favor of

Karan and Arjun, they are the rightful owner of the Johri Empire Pannalal Johri's wealth goes to these two rascals! How? We'll tell you You see a good lawyer knows the law And the best lawyer knows the judge 1500 for me – And 1500 for me

You dog, I know you understand everything Now listen to me carefully Actually, you're no more than a street-mutt So stay there If you need to pee, then find a lamp-post

If you feel hungry then feed on the left-over from the waste-dump You're a dog, so live like one Right, brother Yes, but before that Let's take back what's ours

What are you doing? Along with this property, this leash belongs to us too And stopping us means breaking the law Time flies by when you're with a kin But with time you know who your kin is 'Look what I brought for you

' 'Look' 'Just for you' 'Since you entered my life ' '

there's only entertainment' 'No sorrows' 'You're not my son, but you're no less either' Get out! Get out! – Get lost! Get lost! Johri's dog

– Got nowhere to go Lord, even in Your presence loyalty has lost And betrayal won! Why are you looking that way? You think someone will come to help us from that direction Surprised How I came back? I was about to board the flight to lndia

when I read this news

I had to come You see, father's last wish was that you be the heir to this wealth And a son will have to do something to fulfill his father's last wish After all, I am his blood DNA Daddy's Najayaz Aulad (Daddy's illegitimate son) But

his son Earlier I formed a bond with father for the wealth Now, for the sake of that same bond

I will get you your wealth back

And yes, Entertainment We're with you Just wait and watch We'll first have to break Karan and Arjun's unity And then their strength will be over

And then we'll make them confess to their crimes and have them thrown out in the streets What do you say, Akhil? Wonderful Amazing I'm speechless But it's very difficult to separate these two brothers

Don't worry about that, Ab dullah, sir We'll do what the British did with us! Divide

and Rule! Now we dogs will teach those rascals a lesson Careful, brother

Entertainment I guess he's here for revenge Revenge? You want revenge? How will you do it? Like Rajnikant Or like Spiderman

What can one dog do? What can he do? I'll show him by running over him with my car Come on

Brother, I'll run-over him No, I'll do it, I'm the elder one I am the younger one Why don't you understand? It's just one dog You won't look good running over one dog

I want to run over him Brother, do you love me or not? What's brotherhood got to do with our love? Listen to me – But With this car, we'll send him off on his final Wait! Stay! Sit! Roadside Entertainment At first even I thought they were wrong But the court of Bangkok opened my eyes

and proved that my father's 3000 crore

belongs to them, and not you

If anyone has anything to say, then speak now You Bulldog You behave like a dog but got the name of a different animal Bull Stop growling

Pug! I'll make you dance like Shakira, get that And you German Shepherd Has your father ever been to Germany? And you Boxer! Did your dad ever put on boxing gloves? And St Bernard If I had a face like yours I would've sued my parents Now if anyone has the guts, then come and face me What are you doing? Go away Leave Leave! I called for a mobile-tower

where did this sim-card come from? Look, I don't like jokes

This shorty is no match for me Who's got the guts to face me? Sir, move back They're about to attack, sir You're a real player Thank you

– Thank you Thank you Thank you Sir, take my advice And get out of here in your car

Go on – Yes Let's go Akhil Sir, you two hide in the jungle

I'll deal with them – Run! "Who let the dogs out?" "Who let the dogs out?" Akhil Akhil – What? Down there Oh my D09! Sir, your death's between his jaws

What do I do? Reverse psychology He wants you to cry But you laugh instead Laugh Before he blows your fuse, confuse the dog

The ball is in his court Help! Akhil Oh my D09! Help! Save me Oh my D09! Save us both Save you both

Idea, sir Where are you going? Sir don't worry

I have in my clutches, the leader of these dogs Call your friends back Tell them to get out of here – Akhil Say it aloud

Yes! Bite me Pretend to bite me He bit me Amazing You almost killed that dog

Sir, am I cigarette to kill him I mean you scattered them like leaves Am I a leaf-blower? We mean you stole our hearts Am I the government who will steal? I see Fire with satire

Brave man Brave man Please look after yourself Receiving from those dogs Today they were a 100

tomorrow they can come back as 200 He bit me really hard – Show Show – Forget it

Show it – What can you do? See you Arjun, he's right Brother, shall we hire him Let's do

It will be fun The heir to 3000 crore will be our servant and do our bidding And he'll also protect us We'll have our cakes and get to eat it too Don't remind me of that

Sorry Where did he go? Are they back? No, no, no, listen Will you work for us? Driver – Cum Bodyguard – Cum Watchman Cum

Since you're insisting so much I'll come

Made in Thailand Sell ​​in thairon Made in Thailand Why did you stop? Sir the castor oil's over I'll go get it – Quickly Hello – Akhil

SaakshL – Akhil Where are you? – In Bangkok Whose Kok? – I am in Bangkok Oh, you're in Bangkok Akhil, father's trying to find me a NRI husband

He still has 2 months left on his tourist visa What kind of Dad, you gave birth to? You – Saakshi Saakshi

Saakshi – Yes, papa Saakshi listen I've found an NRI husband for you

He only does not have hand and limbs Sometimes you'll have to take him to the mall in this bag Papa! Where are you getting the castor oil from? Where are you, Akhil? I am back Don't get bored, I'll switch on the television Wow! Indian woman! Virtues on her mind, sari on her body

Don't bore me This is what you call beauty One piece item in two piece bikini "Looks amazing" Bikinis don't have the etiquette

that a 'Sari' and 'Salwar Kameez' have

Have you heard that song? Have you? – Which one? "She looked amazing "Covered in the veil

" Sir's right He's right She looked amazing because she was covered only in a viel Sir, the young sir's right as well Bindi on the forehead, kohl in the eyes

that's what you call a girl

A girl is someone who has no cover or slip Just long legs Shut up! 'Sanskrit', 'Sabhyata', 'Sanskaar' (Cultured, Civilized, Virtue) Sexy, seductive, sensuality

The girl should be reflection of your mother I've the perfect idea for 'Divide and Rule' I'll have to bring Saakshi in the picture And for that I'll have to find a millionaire son-in-law for his father Dear, finally I found a millionaire son-in-law

Your education – BCom I'm BCom

– Who cares what 'Com' (religion) you are Are you educated? – Yes Saakshi, what's your favorite color? Yellow Yellow! Yellow! Dear, then you'll definitely like his teeth Son, show her your teeth

Papa, he's got three negative qualities He smokes, drinks and gambles Excuse me I've something positive as well Tell her

Tell her I am Papa, not here Papa, not here Papa, not here "Johnny Johnny

" 'Johnny Johnny "I've not been drinking" "I've been forced to drink

" I had sworn, first millionaire then Saakshi's husband You? Millionaire? It's the dog who's rich How did you get rich? You see Entertainment transferred all his wealth "To Akhil Johri Sorry sir And made him rich B How? y putting his paw Habibullah sir, please show him Show him

Take a look The paw is right here Show me as well Papa, it's true My beloved's here to hold my hand

in his hi-fi boat

– Star Plus, stop Hey, Jamila – Hey! That's Habibullah Fine, fine

Tell me something What overcame this dog that he gave his wealth to him Entertainment says how can the master's son be a servant I see Him

this dog said that to you Like this I mean he spoke from his mouth Where do you speak from? I knew it, you won't believe all this This dog speaks

Watch Entertainment, tell them what rose up in stock market today See the prices rose up Tell us one city of Gujarat See

Bhavnagar What should we never differentiate between? Differences See Hey stop your nonsense Do you think he's crazy? You think you'll take my Saakshi I mean his Saakshi by doing this antics And he'll agree

Why wouldn't I? I'll give him a hug This dog has made him rich Akhil, Saakshi's all yours And you get lost Get lost! Son

– Yes Here's the engagement ring Diamond You get the diamond Congratulations

Congratulations Congratulations Give me a hug, son The king's finally got his queen I got my Saakshi

Karan-Arjun Your idea is not bad But – No ifs or buts, sister-in-law

We just need your dates Please don't refuse us Because you're only hope You see, you'll have to work your charm in a hurry Otherwise we'll be

-Jugnu! In a big mess Listen to me I'll help all of you to create a rift between Karan and Arjun

Wonderful And also get Entertainment his right Do you know why? This man here is my life And you saved his life

Thank you Just wait and watch how I will fulfill your desires Now I'll separate those two posing as Savitri for Karan and Sonia for Arjun Swear on Balaji Swear on Balaji

– My baby "Why do you wander here and there?" "O little buddy!" "I'll hypnotize your heart" "I like your synchronized moves" "O little buddy!" "Baby I got my eyes on you" "From the tip to the toes to the lip to the nose

" "Make it wiggle wiggle" "Don't give me the dose of love, it's daily squabble" "Make it jiggle

ji99l ° -" "I'm getting a little naughty" "I want you to get mischievous too" "O little buddy!" "O little buddy!" "I'm getting a little naughty" "I want you to get mischievous

" "And if something untoward happens" "it'll be so much fun" "Do you or do you not?" "Do you trust me or not?" "Your benevolence's is beyond par" "How I wonder you are" "Your benevolence's is beyond par

" "How I wonder you are" "Your benevolence's is beyond par" "O little buddy!" "The garland around my neck is meant for you" "I've hidden your photo in my wallet" "The garland around my neck is meant for you

" "I've hidden your photo in my wallet" "I understand that you do" "I understand that you love me" "Your benevolence's is beyond par" "How I wonder you are

" "Your benevolence's is beyond par" "How I wonder you are" "Your benevolence's is beyond par" "Every book of love is about sin and merit" "Minus 1, 2, 3 ain't no lunches for free

" "Every book of love is about sin and merit" "So beg, borrow and run, ain't no lunches for free" "How long am I going to just watch and yearn?" "I've played the semi-final" "When are we going to play the finals?" "How long am I going to just watch and yearn?" "I've played the semi-final" "When are we going to play the finals?" "I'm also waiting for it

" "Your benevolence's " "Your benevolence's is beyond par" "How I wonder you are

" "Your benevolence's is beyond par" "How I wonder you are" "Your benevolence's is beyond par" "O little buddy!" "Your benevolence Love's making me fly Trapped

What? In love Sir's in love Who's the fortunate? I am the fortunate boy You know, I am in love with my 36-24-36

I love you Sonia – No! Really? You swear And she's on her way here Tell her about your feelings, sir You're right

– Yes Today I will tell her about my feelings, I – Hey, Villain! "Why do you wander here and there?" Sir Sir, what just happened? She has stripped all her clothes The virtuous saga has become a vulgar story She's wearing a new-born baby's outfit, sir Take a look, sir

Sir, for my sake take a look Sir, take a look I knew it, you'll be stupefied to see me like this Close your mouth Sir, she's completely covered

Such snowfall on the bare mountain I love someone else And he's the one who's given me this fashion And he's someone who knew we had a connection but still he gave me a new definition of love Who is he? Your brother

Sir Brother has betrayed his brother Brother has betrayed his brother Karan! Arjun! What will you say now? What will you say to me? – Correct I was the one who talked, you always cheated Cheat

Insulting your elder brother Don't forget when you were in your mother's womb I was in 1st grade Hold on When I was in 5th grade, you were still in 1st

So what? But I was the one who looked after you the most Remember when mother used to tell us ghost stories you used to get scared And who used to hold your hands? You Because you were scared of ghosts

That's why you used to hold my hands You're an expert in humiliating people Now you tried to tarnish my honor Right now you're stealing my dialogue You're the one who tarnished my honor

Arjun I've two minds to hit you Rubbish, you don't even have a single mind Arjun! Hit him Hit him

– Hit him! Hit him! Divide and rule Hit him! Mother was right You don't love me After all I'm your step-brother "When has the sun been away from the sky

" "when has the moon been away from the rays" "When has aroma been away from breeze

From where is this playing? "This is the bond of love" "lts confluence of many centuries" You keep the girl No, brother

You're the elder one You keep her To hell with the cheap girl who tries to separate us They both turned out to be over-smart Because they know, if they separate

they will have to divide the wealth

Earlier they were separate, but now they are one One! Akhil, our plan's flopped Why don't you find a new solution? Am I a scientist to find a solution? I mean find a way I am a traffic constable to find the way? We'll have to find a mode – Am I a farmer to find a mode? No! These Karan Arjun are really unique

Sometimes their mother's song starts playing Sometimes their mother's ghost stories Hold on! 'It's a ghost film I'm scared

' Ghost – Ghost? Yes, I've seen and heard myself Karan and Arjun are scared of ghosts Really? – Yes Now we'll bring a ghost in their life

But we need a ghost or spirit or dead body to scare them We have a dead body Whose? Arjun, when I drink a peg, I don't listen to anyone Brother, when I drink two pegs I don't listen to myself I see! When I drink three pegs

no one listens to me Rascal, entertaining yourself My Entertainment died of hunger and thirst

Congratulations Make another peg How about a drink, Gorilla That's Habibullah My Karan-Arjun will come

My Karan-Arjun will surely come Huh, My Entertainment will come You made him cry, his soul won't spare you His spirit will come after you Let go

Sir Sir, it's me Me Tell him it's me It's him – Your servant Right

They say as soon as you kill a pet animal their spirit starts wandering around That's exactly what I used to say Get lost! But, no sir After what happened with my friend Billa That's it

What happened with Billa? – Nothing Tell us – Nothing No – Say it No, no

– Forget it, brother Listen Once my friend Billa killed a cat on a moonless night Billa killed a cat

– Yes The same night, when she was murdered Billa was sitting on his rocking chair And the chair Why's the chair squeaking so much? It was second-hand, sir

On that dark night, a dark crow sitting on a dark branch started squawking loudly And the door to Billa's room started opening Why's the door opening for so long? It's opening in slow motion It's opening in slow motion As soon as the door opened

Billa was facing the cat

The cat's head was in her paw And she was sweetly saying What did she say? Say it loudly Meow! Me-ow! Me-ow! What did Billa say? – Billa screamed

What? I had killed the cat But the cat said Is it your wedding night that you killed the cat? Hearing this Billa was stunned

just like you two are

The catjumped in Billa's mouth and came out the same way you're scared came out the same way you're scared You're ruined

You're two ruined Help "Johnny Johnny " "Johnny Johnny

" Who switched on the television? Hello Hello Hello Hello

Hello Hello Hello Ghost! Ghost! Entertainment! Sir Sir Here I am – Where? Look

Here Back here Why did you climb up on the deer? – Ghost Sir, there's no ghost This is a conspiracy to scare you

So that you suffer a heart-attack and die What are you saying? Didn't you hear? I'll say it again This is a conspiracy to scare you So that you suffer a heart-attack and die Who wants to kill me? – Who? Your own brother

Step-brother You don't believe me, do you? – No I was cleaning your brother's room and you know what I found This Vacuum cleaner

They were trying to scare you using this on the dog On the ceiling This CD player It's a recording of scary voices By showing you a DVD of duplicate dog

and putting a wig on him

By scaring you to death or driving you crazy he wants to be the heir to the entire 3000 crore Meaning? Time flies by when you're with a kin But with time you know who your kin is Karan! – Arjun! You'll have to pay dearly for locking horns with me Right

As if I'm offering discount on locking horns with me I respected you equal to god, but you turned out to be a Godzilla I thought we were of the same blood, but you turned out to be a blood cancer What if their mother's song starts playing again? Akhil, our plan will flop Do something

I will have to raise my hand today I'm not a coward Will you hit me? Yes, I will Will you hit your elder brother? – Yes, I will Enough, Arjun

– Get lost Enough, Arjun – I am your step brother "This is the bond of love

" How dare you hit your elder brother? And you – Don't say a word Get lost! Shoot it Shoot it

– I am I bribed the judge to make you a millionaire Stop barking That dog's the real heir You cheated everyone, me too

Come on Our job's done DVD? Brother, DVD? DVD from above That means someone's recording our conversation Show me

Hey! Entertainment is alive He was never dead, sir I may not be God-gifted, but I'm definitely dog-gifted And she's I am not your Savitri or your Sonia I am just his Saakshi And thanks to this CD this wealth will be once be Entertainment's Greetings In short

your days are over And you'll pay for your deeds in jail Absolutely wrong

I'll crush you, Akhil Are you flour? Say something I will wash you down – Are you a bucket We will finish you? – Are you climax? Boys! Snatch the DVD from this dog

Entertainment run! Sunny Deol has turned into Sunny Leone Akhil

– Yes Run I'll teach her a lesson Take care Only a woman can understand another woman

Rascals ran away Sorry! Sorry! Attack! He's not a dog, he's my brother I've got emotions for him here And for people like you, I've got action right here Attack! Brother

Brother My friend's life is in danger We'll have to do something Do something please Do what

Yes, yes Ready Steady go Go Allah! Chaku-la (hand me the knife) No, Habibullah! Hand me the knife! Sorry! Rascal

Scoundrel Were you born upside down? Forgive me Last chance Sorry! Sorry! Before he stabs me with the fourth knife please kill me God Kill me

– Sorry Kill me Buy a knife Buy a knife Knife-seller

Buy knives for cheap 15 Rs a piece – Habibullah! Cheating Cheating

"This is the bond of love" "lts confluence of many centuries" Stay on the side, Entertainment Akhil Entertainment! Entertainment! Entertainment! Akhil

He's still alive We've removed the bullet But I am sorry, his heart is not responding He's fine Akhil

Careful Just blink and I'll understand Is it paining a lot? Do you know what that crazy doctor's saying? He's lost his mind He's uttering nonsense What was he saying outside? Yes

Your heart is not responding You He's talking rubbish He's crazy

He doesn't know that you're a fighter Right? That's more like it You've to dance at my wedding as well I've to get you married as well That female dog from the jungle, the one you ran after

I never saw you run so fast You'll marry her, won't you? That's more like it You won't leave me, will you? Open your eyes! Open your eyes Who do you think you are? First you saved my father's life Then you saved my life so many times

Do you have the right to saving lives? Will you show all the loyalty? Can't we humans do anything for you? But you're not loyal You're leaving me You're a traitor You're a traitor His heart is responding

Quick, nurse "What is loyalty and what is trust " "l have learnt it from you" "What is heart and what is love " "l have learnt it from you" Akhil He saved your life And anyone who has his love is richer than any millionaire Sir, you're absolutely right No matter how hard you try

you won't find someone like him

Let it be Sorry sir You're right Akhil, did not the police – Saakshi He showed his humanity again He said, give them a chance to reform drop all the charges against them After all we four are cousins Yes, we're all cousins

I say this from my heart We're sorry Brother Akhil, I had a small doubt He said we're cousins Him

From his mouth Yes, he can speak Brother in English, 'Bhai in Hindi and in Marathi See

"Bhau" (Brother) What should we always have in life? Bhow See Good nature And even after everything he did what is he not showing? See He is not showing off

Now I pronounce you husband and wife And you too "My brother chocolate boy" "He was the Women's joy" "He swapped all girls with his sweet-talks

" "Brother was like Vanilla" "When he got a chance" "He took away all the kisses" "Your youth's come to an end" "All your lovers became my friends

" "Call the DJ" "Call the DJ" "it's my brother's wedding" "Uncork the bottles" "it's my brother's wedding

" "it's trending on Twitter" "it's trending on Twitter" "it's my brother's wedding" "Pending for a long time" "it's my brother's wedding

" "My brother asked me the meaning of marriage" "I said, rest of your life has become a punishment" "My brother asked me what about my independence" "I said you'll face the same plight as your daddy" "I hope no one jinxes your pair

" "I pray you're never scared of your wife" "Someone wish him good luck" "Someone wish him good luck" "it's my brother's wedding" "Uncork the bottles

" "it's my brother's wedding" Basanti, you won't dance in front of these dogs Why won't she? We dogs have paid for the ticket Dance! Dance! Dance! "My brother" "Soon your wedding precession will come down the lane

" "Every dog ​​has his day, my day will come too" "it's the season of weddings, the priest's ready" "Brother will perform the rites, don't be so rude" "The guests will be busy doing their thing" "And two dreams will fit in a single budget

" "Some play the band" "Some play the band" "I've been hooked too" "Uncork the bottles" "I've been hooked too

" "it's trending on Twitter" "it's trending on Twitter" "it's my brother's wedding" "Pending for a long time" "it's my brother's wedding

" He's fallen Oh, the shoe hit her face Hey! Catch him He's still working on my makeup As you pay

so shall you reap "Seems like he has sliced ​​both sides of every capsule" What do you mean? Because we don't see any side-effect

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